a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.
it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat
RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”
i was 22 at the time…
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like