irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
this was physically difficult to read
I wish that I could wake up with amnesia
forget about the stupid little things
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
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