so i was wearing a tank top and i haven’t shaved my armpits, and I was tutoring one of my kids and i raised my arms and he saw the hair and I covered it and he said ‘No need to cover, we are all hairy. Women, men, who cares?'
the boy is 12.
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
*doesn’t study for test and gets mediocre grade*
*still angry at people having higher grades than me*
IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain