2-shane-s:

DAMN!!! THAT MOTH HITTIN THE BLUNT DAMN !!!!!

2-shane-s:

DAMN!!! THAT MOTH HITTIN THE BLUNT DAMN !!!!!


zootedboy:

romeo and juliet is the best example of white ppl actin up


circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE


wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me



lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow


williamwiccan:

so i was wearing a tank top and i haven’t shaved my armpits, and I was tutoring one of my kids and i raised my arms and he saw the hair and I covered it and he said ‘No need to cover, we are all hairy. Women, men, who cares?

the boy is 12.


kate-wisehart:

idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.


surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic



teamrocketing:

*doesn’t study for test and gets mediocre grade*
*still angry at people having higher grades than me*


leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH


rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole


voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain