if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break
thanks a heap, biology
feminism chose me when I ate a yorkie as a 10 year old
ok I’ve seen this post so many times now I’m confused WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING TINY DOGS AND WHY IS THIS MAKING THEM FEMINISTS SHOULD I BE EATING TINY DOGS TO BE A MORE EFFICIENT FEMINIST I AM CONFUSED (chaoticallyprecise)
For those who are confused:
and because the world has learned nothing since then
there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul